Busy Week

Well, well, well...where do I start? This week has been jam-packed with action. We've seen an astronaut go insane, wear diapers (we all know that depends aren't all they are cracked up to be), and pepper spray a woman who was sleeping with a man who she wasn't sleeping with...but thought she was...or something like that. Driving 900 miles in a diaper to confront an arch enemy? That hasn't happened since Wilford Brimley drove to Mexico to take on Cock Fighters.

And, if this wasn't enough, everyone's favorite drug-addicted, incoherent, stripper-turned playmate-turned fatso-turned "celebrity" entered the new. Shockingly, she was found unresponsive...much like her late husband was on their honeymoon. All I keep hearing is how sad this is for the baby? Really? That child no longer has to be raised by a buffoon...and it's sad? In 20 years, that child may look back on this event as a lucky break.

Did I forget to mention that the Tar Heels knocked off the evil Blue Devils? The bad news is that UNC played no defense for the second straight game. The good news is that it didn't matter. Coach K went with the brilliant move of playing some guy named Zouebek to stop Tyler. The only problem is that Coach K has never let this man touch a basketball before. As a result, Zuobek tired after 18.3 seconds of play, scored no points, took no shots, and grabbed a whopping 2 rebounds. Jon Scheyer showed that he is a good player. And, he also seems to have inherited the Duke "I'm going to cry if you call another foul on me" face from JJ.

All in all, a rather eventful week. Baseball season is also quickly approaching, as pitchers and catchers report in less than a week. Will this be the season the Orioles climb all the way to 3rd place?