D-Cab's Value Has Decreased Due to Surgery
In shocking news, Daniel Cabrera has gotten Lasik Eye Surgery to improve his vision. The downside to this is, he will no longer wear glasses. After trading for him, Pess management was hoping to switch D-Cab to wearing indie-rocker glasses (ala Weezer). This would allow the team to hold a "Wild Thing from Major League Look-a-like Day", where Charlie Sheen would throw out the first pitch.
posted by Mark at 1:26 PM
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look, i don't wanna brag, but in my 14 years as a major league pitcher for the san diego padres, i fared quite well with these awesome dealies. so who are you going to believe - some dick that likes to stare at lasers, or me??
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